A mother Superior and a novice nun were out for a drive one morning. The novice was behind the wheel and everything was fine until suddenly the Devil jumped out from behind a tree and on to the hood of the car. The novice slammed on the brakes and wailed, “Mother Superior what should I do?” “Show him your cross,” the Mother Superior replied calmly. Heeding her words, the novice quickly rolled down the window, leaned out and yelled, “Get off the fucking car, you ugly bastard!”
3 thoughts on “Newsnight joke”
Very good, Gavin.
ah an oldy but a goody.
Holy GOD Gavin…where do you find these horrible little nuggets!
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